A Tale from the Dales
Before we begin…
Hi! It’s
been a while. What you're about to read was written in two stages; At the time, when I was in the thick of the action in July, and over the last few days. Much has
happened between then and now, and in the excitement, this blog hopped onto the
back burner for a while. But don’t worry, there are many more tales to tell
and, I can assure you, it’ll be worth the wait. So, grab yourself some snacks,
a drink and your nearest furry friend and let me take you back to the fields
for…
A Tale from
the Dales
“The art of
life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings” Kakuzo Okakaura.
Two weeks
ago, I was sat in a polytunnel in Shropshire. One week ago, I was running
errands in Leicestershire. Today, I am eating mushroom risotto in a caravan in
Derbyshire, thinking about it all.
I wasn’t
sure if I would make it to this particular farm. Originally, I arranged a three
week stay, coming straight from Shropshire. But I had to pop back to
Leicestershire, to go to the Doctor’s (don’t worry, all is well). I stayed
there for just over a week. So, the three weeks turned into twelve days.
Getting here
was a new experience for me. Jeff, the host, and I stayed in touch during the
previous week and once I was sorted, we began to discuss my visit. He was keen
for me to come and help as he explained, he would be shearing on Thursday.
Coronavirus was a hot topic. Both he and his partner were in the vulnerable
group, meaning it was important to minimize exposure to the Corona coaster (Nope,
not my turn of phrase -Tor and Adam, Cheers!).
The Derbyshire Dales
I planned to make my way to the farm via public transport, but, following the instructions on the Wwoof website, this meant catching a train, with one change, and two buses. I had to change in Leicester city centre, which, by this point had gone back into lockdown. Obviously, this was not ideal. Jeff asked for my postcode and suggested he would drive the 70 miles to come and pick me up. Fantastic!
Now, going
back about ten years, I would be completely put off by this idea and it would
have made me incredibly anxious. Getting into someone’s car and spending over
an hour with them, one to one - when I have never met them previously – would
have worried me quite a bit. But no more.
Now, I am
not suggesting you should jump into anyone’s car willy-nilly, without prior
knowledge to who they are or what they are like. And personally, as a female
solo traveller, I would never hitch-hike. But, armed with several reviews from his
Wwoof profile and regular contact over the past few days. I was confident Jeff fell
into the “alright dude” category.
Comedy
Gold!!!!
Anyway, I digress. Jeff is a talker, thank God! He told me all about the farm, the people who live there and the stuff they get up to. There is a joiner, a grounds man, a blacksmith, a guy who works with willow and a welder, as well as few other wandering minstrels. They've a campsite which has held a festival or two in its time. I knew straight away I would like this farm.
We arrived mid-afternoon,
and I was shown to my caravan, which sits just at the end of a long line of
caravans and motorhomes. This overlooks a large field, with a stone wall at the
top of the hill. In the distance, a single tent, pitched beside the wall, under
a large Oak Tree.
After
settling in for just over an hour, a knock at the door. Jeff takes me over to meet one of the other
Wwoofers. Claire is loading a trailer up with logs. We begin to work together and, in
the meantime, tell each-other our stories. She introduces me to her little
girl, her partner, and their pooch. And, as we walk around the farm, admiring
the workshops and the beautiful things that are produced within – ornate
metalwork, sheep hurdles and a various other woodcraft – I am briefly
introduced to several folks in passing. The farm has a festival feel to it and I
am swiftly taken back to my rave days.
I am looking
forward to the next twelve days. And I may be jumping the gun in saying,
potentially, this one may be one I would want to come back to. Maybe?
Caravan with a view
The Gather – Gone Wrong
If you’ve
read my blogs, you will know how much I love a gather. By now, I feel fairly confident
about them. Cocksure if you will - A mistake perhaps?
We started our day at 8:30am, loading the first
group of ewes into the trailer. We made our way to Jeff’s brother-in-law’s
farm, where we met Chris, the shearer. Two more groups were to be collected at
different locations. Kate was assigned to help Chris by rolling the wool. Hurdles
were set up to feed the ewes, in small groups, through the pens, to Chris who
would shear the fleece and put them into a separate pen. The fleeces were to be
spread out, onto a clean piece of tarp - outside facing up - with the head at
the top, tail end at the bottom. Kate would remove the dirty wool and fold it, right
to centre, left to centre, then roll it up from the bottom. Once the fleece was
put into a large bag (referred to as sheets) she would sweep the tarp in
preparation for the next fleece.
Meanwhile,
Jeff, Mark (wwoofer) and I walked uphill, for about half a mile from the farm
to another field where the second group of ewes were. Jeff wanted Mark and I to
wait at the gate as he walked around the ewes to push them towards us - through
the gate, and onto the road. The plan was for me to walk in front, slowly.
Encouraging the sheep to walk at a glacial pace, as Jeff walked behind them.
Mark would make his way through the flock, to the front with me and would then
block them, at the junction, on the right hand side. Once we arrived at the farm
I would turn around, hold my arms out, and prevent them from running towards
the main road dead ahead, turning them into the farm.
It did not
quite go to plan.
As the ewes
came toward me, I held my arms out and walked backwards, slowly. Once all the
ewes were all out of the field I turned around. Just as I was doing so, one ewe
legged it passed me, followed by three others. The situation felt akin to opening
a cupboard - crammed full of stuff - and getting flattened. In a few seconds,
the entire flock had decided to take me out on a run. Horrified! My heart sank
and my stomach tightened as they left us behind in their wake and ran at full pelt down the
road. There was nothing for it. I ran - also at full pelt - down the hill, by
now in absolute panic. “What if they hit the main road ahead, what if they got
hit by a car or caused an accident?” I had to stop them, but clearly, at this
point, I had no hope of doing so. They are fast little buggers when they get
going.
The terrors - post nonsense
I had to keep running, I could not let them out of my sight. Suddenly, they turned at the junction. Well, I thought “At least they weren’t heading towards the main road”. A small group stopped, finding some good grazing at the side of the road. Up ahead, the rest of the flock broke off into three groups. The gang at the front were way off into the distance and running up the hill. Great!I’ve no
idea, where this road leads, or how long I can keep this up. I can feel the
heat in my face and my heart is pounding, heavily. I quickly look behind me. Hoping,
Mark runs like Usain Bolt and is about to pass. He is not and does not.
Jeff and
Mark have stopped at the junction and Jeff is making circular motions with his
hand, suggesting the road we’re on comes back round.
Teetering on the edge of a coronary episode, I tell myself to keep going as the hedges close in either side, and the road bends to the
left. Suddenly, at the top of the hill - like the return of Kevin Costner in
that famous misty scene in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves – a figure appears.
“Christian!”
“Thank fuck
for that”. I screech to a halt. I've no idea who that man is, or where on earth
he came from, but I love him. He motions me to turn back, as he pushes the flock
back down the hill. The narrowness of the road now works in my favour – the
sheep, now suddenly well behaved and calm, walk slowly, a good distance behind
me. As I walk along, I wave my arms, to make myself look bigger, hopefully
putting them off the idea of running past this time.
After five minutes’
walk, we’re back at the junction, Mark blocks the road on the left “Nice run?” he
asks, as the woolly bastards and I pass. Jeff has appeared in the land rover - behind
Kevin Costner - and continues to push towards our original destination. At the
farm gates, a DPD driver waits patiently, as the sheep walk neatly into the
farmyard.
Jeff gave us the debrief, as I emptied the contents of my inhaler and drained my water bottle. After checking I was OK, he and Mark fell about laughing as I held onto my shaky knees. He told us of a French Wwoofer who once ran down the main road, in hot pursuit of an escaped lamb. Jeff likes Wwoofers - they give good sport.
Taking a breather
Once on the farm and safely ensconced in the shed, the woolly terrors were put into the pens, set up earlier. Kate began rolling the fleeces, Jeff, Mark, and myself were to move the sheep through to pens towards Chris. We also weighed the larger of the flock for the abattoir the following day. Much of the group moved through without any fuss. However, four of last years lambs managed to squeeze themselves under the gaps in the gate, which were really for cattle. Now fully recovered from my country marathon earlier, I found myself leaping over and ducking under gates to retrieve them. Who needs the gym with this lot.
Shearing
sheep is not only incredibly important but also necessary. Sheep will grow
their fleeces continuously throughout their lives. As the hot months of the
summer approach, the sheep are shorn for their comfort as well as their health.
As they graze in fields, moisture and dirt can build up in their wool, which
attract flies. Flies lay eggs, resulting in maggots. These will eat the sheep
alive which - left unchecked or untreated - will eventually kill them. This is
called Fly-strike. I have seen a very bad case of it recently, where a hill ewe
had bloody holes all over her which were down to the bone. There have also been
cases of escaped sheep in a very bad way, because of the bulk of several years’
worth of fleece left to grow. A Merino sheep (Chris) escaped in Australia and
when found six years later, had a fleece weighing in at 41.1kg. Imagine
carrying all that around.
By 3:30pm
that afternoon, the bags were full and the sheep, much smaller. We headed home
with a plan for fish and chips, a beer or two, a good fire and some star
gazing. Not bad for a day’s work.
I never did
meet Kevin Costner properly, perhaps he was a Mirage?
Christian?
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